The 2018 Winter Olympics are upon us. NBC is really excited. The 2018 Winter Olympians are really excited. Show of hands, Is anyone else really excited? I understand that the Winter Olympics are a special time when the great nations of this world can huddle in groups and freeze together.…
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I’ve Decided to Have a Baby so I Can be a Mommy Blogger
Everyone loves mommy blogs. Mommy blogs are like the superhero movies of the blogging world. People can’t look away from the action packed life of the mom. Mommy blogs cover everything from new gluten-free cookie recipes to creative ways to make babies stop crying that don’t involve suffocation. I’m convinced…
An Open Letter to the English Degree Hanging on the Wall of my Parent’s House
I still remember when I mounted you for the first time. Mounted you to the wall that is. You were shiny, new, and impressive. I was so proud of you. I posted pictures of us together with my arm around you with captions like, “Look world! Me and my degree!…