Published Work

The Weekly Humorist

The CEO of Frontier Airlines Addresses FAQ’s On The New Merger (Feb 2022)

Tucker Carlson Rates Other Famous Mascots Based On Hotness (Feb 2022)

The Belladonna Comedy

Boris Johnson’s Official List of Reasons For Attending The COVID-19 Garden Party (Jan 2022)

Officer Who Spent $421 In A Tampa Strip Club But I Can Explain (August 2021)

Top 10 Sex Dreams I, a Floridian, Have Had About the Vaccine (March 2021)

Points In Case

QUIZ: Is He Ghosting You Or Is He Ghost Face From the Scream Franchise? (Jan 2022)

Your Slack Wrapped 2021 Is Here (December 2021)

Checking In On Other Beloved Childhood Characters Years Later (September 2021)

Universal Movie Monsters Slide Into The Heroine’s DM’s Years Later (October 2020)

 We’re Sorry Our Roombas Are Killing You But There’s Absolutely Nothing We Can Do  (June 2020)

 It’s Totally Fine That He Didn’t Text Me Back  (September 2020

I’m The Fly On The Wall And Trust Me You Do Not Want To Be Me (September 2020)

Slackjaw

 How The 2020 Democratic Candidates Would React To Being Trapped In An Elevator  (January 2020)

 Working Mother Seeking Babysitter For Four Adorable Houseplants  (August 2020)

Haunted Houses For Our Pandemic Themed Halloween Event  (October 2020) 

Funny-ish

 He’s Just Not That Into You Updated For 2020  (September 2020)

 I’m Your First Studio Apartment and I’m So Glad You’re Moving Out (September 2020)

Other

Nancy Pelosi Agrees To Fund Border Wall If It’s Built Out Of Legos

I’m Mother Earth and I Need More Me Time

An Eviction Notice From Tom Nook