Are you feeling bad about yourself today? Do you feel like you just can’t do anything right lately? It’s easy to be hard on yourself and over-analyze your actions. No matter how badly you think you’ve messed up, it’s nothing compared to the people in these stupid news stories. When…
The 2018 Winter Olympics are upon us. NBC is really excited. The 2018 Winter Olympians are really excited. Show of hands, Is anyone else really excited? I understand that the Winter Olympics are a special time when the great nations of this world can huddle in groups and freeze together.…
Since the beginning of time women have been tempting men, leading them into sin. It started in Genesis with the forbidden fruit and it continues today with the Girl Scout cookie. However, Satan has gotten smarter since Biblical times. He knows that nobody in obesity- stricken America eats fruit anymore.…
Everyone loves mommy blogs. Mommy blogs are like the superhero movies of the blogging world. People can’t look away from the action packed life of the mom. Mommy blogs cover everything from new gluten-free cookie recipes to creative ways to make babies stop crying that don’t involve suffocation. I’m convinced…
Happy Chinese New Year and the beginning of the Year of the Dog! There’s no better pet than a dog, and there’s no better dog than a corgi. Don’t believe me? Corgi is Welsh for “dwarf dog”, making corgis the Tyrion Lannisters of the real world. But that’s not the…
I still remember when I mounted you for the first time. Mounted you to the wall that is. You were shiny, new, and impressive. I was so proud of you. I posted pictures of us together with my arm around you with captions like, “Look world! Me and my degree!…
Welcome to my inaugural blog post. Which naturally I’ve written in the most sacred form of blog post there is, the listicle. I’ve decided to kick things off with a listicle because I’m trying to win you over. This post is the beginning of my courtship of you, dear reader.…