Too Loud In The Library
Joe Goldberg lurks between the shelves of a suburban library, a baby strapped to his chest. His eyes are fixed on his next target: a generic white woman named Dream. Larry David enters the row looking for a freakshow book. He notices Joe blocking the aisle and taps him on the shoulder. The shoulder tap jostles the baby who starts crying. Larry balks when he realizes Joe isn’t immediately exiting the library.
“You can’t have a crying baby in a library, what are you nuts? Step outside” Larry says in a loud voice. Dream looks over and notices Joe. Stalking: curbed.
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The Baseball Cap
Larry David and Joe Goldberg are in a sunny Los Angeles park. Joe is wearing his signature gray baseball cap that for some reason makes him totally invisible to women he’s stalking. But not to Larry David. The sun is beating down on Larry’s head when he remembers he didn’t put on sunscreen. He looks enviously at Joe’s baseball cap.
“Hey, hat guy! That cap looks prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay good. Where did you get it?” he asks Joe loudly. Joe tries to move away and avoid the question but Larry persists. “You’re really not gonna tell me where you got that hat? Help a bald man out!” Larry says following Joe in a circle as he walks swiftly through the park. “No respect for the bald man!” Larry yells to the crowd of onlookers, finally gathering the attention of Joe’s new love interest, Amnesty. Stalking: curbed.
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Joe Doesn’t Respect Wood
Joe and Larry are invited to the same party and are in line to get drinks from the bartender. Joe’s eyes keep flashing across the room to his latest white woman love interest, Charity.
After waiting 10 minutes, Joe and Larry get their drinks and Joe goes to sit down out of Charity’s line of vision. But he makes one fateful mistake. Joe lays his drink down on the wooden end table, forgoing the three coasters available to him. Larry immediately runs over to yell at Joe.
“Are you blind? Do you respect wood?” Larry demands while flapping the coasters in Joe’s face. Charity walks over and a coaster springs from Larry’s hand and hits her in the eye. She notices Joe’s sweaty drink on the wood table without a coaster and looks disgusted at him. Stalking: curbed.
