When I first heard of the Coronavirus I thought, oh great, another mass killer trying to upstage me. And what a dumb villain name. Really? You’re going to name yourself after a cheap, frothy beer? Luckily for me, my parents chose a name that is already bone-chilling: Michael Audrey Myers. …
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Satanists Fight to Keep “Happy” in “Happy Halloween”
Local Satanists Gary Slaughter and Bertha Blackwood are fighting to end the “war on Halloween.” The couple was spotted holding signs written in blood that said “Satanist holidays matter” and “Wish me a Happy Halloween…or else.” The couple claims they speak for all Satanists when they say the war on…